June 23, 2009, 8:30 am : RobOnt Radio – Perez Hilton Is A Pussy
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And another week, another edition of RoR, however with no Paul and no Jason, Rob and Dan are left to their own devices to try and fill an hour worth of show time…. Any guesses on how they do that? Well there’s a couple of a phone messages from Ron Stubbings to get to, and of course we had to laugh at talk about Perez Hilton’s latest video discussing the bitch slapping he got at the MMVA…. And it was all good until Fergie got mad at us and we started making fun of her to Lady Gaga and her awesome sparkly boobies and then next thing you know Will I Am popped Dan in the coconut…. You know…. just another week of RoR… so listen would ya??? kthnxbi
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June 16, 2009, 9:53 am : RobOnt Radio – Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit Pipe
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OK so if you wanna take a pass this week, I won’t be offended… Not that I’m ever offended by people taking pass on the show, but this week, well we started off normally with discussions of Anna Paquin’s boobies, some friendly betting on what pubic hairstyle she’ll be sporting when she eventually does the bush shot, the alleged Rhianna Sex Tape and then the show took a weird twist (as it’s prone to do). We discuss Uwe Boll’s Postal, specifically the Little Germany Scene and more specifically the little children slaughter scene, and you could say that our take on it might be a little bit ummmm… much for some. That’s a good way of putting it, we never quite recover from that discussion, well unless you then count Dan’s discovery of a family of lil bunnies and what happened to one of them (hint, take a look at the show icon), or maybe the puppy flushed down the toilet story…. Ohhhhh we can’t forget the caller looking for “quality programming”…. Ahhhhh good times…. anyway, here’s the show for those of you that are as twisted, bored and devoid of any real talent as we are…
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June 9, 2009, 8:58 am : RobOnt Radio – True Bromance
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I know, I know, hacky hacky name, but it had to be used because it REALLY fit with the show, and well, we are hacky, so wtf, why not go with it and embrace our hackiness right? Besides.. it gives me a chance to use the Super Secret Agent Jason barging in on Dan peeing with Blackberry cam a blazing icon. Wow, what an awkward description that was… Anyway lots of this show, including much discussion of one of our favorite movies True Romance, some talk of Britney’s boobies, Ninja’s killing David Carradine and the crime scene photo “proving” it, some Brett Michaels awesomeness, for those of you that are down on yourselves we provide a place for some inspiration of your awesomeness… ahem… ahhhh what else… some music discussion, Jason’s favorite type of boobies, hey!! No more pot necessary!! Now apparently you can spray on some shit and turn tomatoes or any kind of plant for that matter into a THC lined treat.. So of course the implications of that are discussed… *insert laser effects here* Ohhhh we also talk about our favorite Cuckold Couple, who haven’t contacted us yet or update their site since we mentioned them, and we ponder the reasons why and then a bunch of the usual shit, so tune it.. or don’t… if you do drop us a line though, we DO like to hear from you crazy kids, show@robontradio.com or 1-888-762-6681 (1-888-RobOnt1).
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June 2, 2009, 9:48 am : RobOnt Radio – Kate Gosselin’s Bushy Cooter
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And the bu bu boys are back together with a lot on the table to discuss, including a potential Rob/Jason stand up showdown…. errr really? Well that’s where it starts, we of course have to talk about the Kate Gosselin bikini pix and what is going on in her crotch area as debate the burning question when it comes to her, “would ya?” Hey wait… would you guys?
OK with that out of the way, we also talk about Leighton Meesters unbelievable ass we play a phone message from Ron Stubbings, ohhh wait, how could I forget this video. There’s also a whole bunch more, but you guys will need to listen to find out about that… Soooooooo take a listen, and drop us a line at show@robontradio.com or 1-888-762-6681 we love hearing from you guys
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May 26, 2009, 9:06 am : RobOnt Radio – Kate Beckinsale Threesome as Her Husband Watches
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No Dan, no Paul, no anyone else would mean an old school edition of RoR as Rob and Jason do the program alone for the first time in a very long while. We were fully expecting a “I feel dirty for doing that” edition of RoR, but that never materialized, instead we had a “mean free” episode… Well relatively speaking, it is still us after all. On the table for discussion tonight, North Korea and their crazy fucking leader, the premiere of Jason Blanchards show on Bite TV, movies, in particular Cannibal Holocaust the “Most Banned Movie Ever”, the top websites for laughing at others, oh hey! How about a brief picture break??
I know, I know, why is there a picture of a Black gentlemen giving a lady a back massage in a RoR post? Well people, it’s a new segment on the show and we wanted to get that couples attention, soooo I’m post a link to their site in an attempt to get them to call in (1-888-RobOnt1) or email us. Apparently the guy has a very small wiener and wants to make sure his wife is “taken care of” properly so he lets other gentlemen “service” her, then they post pictures and video of said servicing. So we talk about that and a bunch of other stuff as well, so listen to the program, and if you need some more entertainment here’s the first episode of Jason B’s show on Bite……..
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May 19, 2009, 10:51 am : RobOnt Radio – Jason Blanchards Rotten Cunt Teeth
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So it was a long weekend here in Canadialand.. one that involved fireworks even! So you would thing that as loyal Canajuns would be doing our civic duty by being out drinking beer and blowing up shit but nooooo people, not only did all of us show up to be locked in a basement, but we brought along someone even! Just a measly two days before the premiere of his show Next To The Mic with Jason Blanchard on Bite TV, Jason Blanchard shows up to show to talk about the aforementioned show, Miley Cyrus in a bikini and the wrongness those shots cause, young Dan’s single haired ball bag, our current fave cult flick Teeth, the new Star Trek flick, of course we had to learn about male lactation, breast feeding too old and a bunch of other shit… So listen.. and if you’re Canadian tune into Bite TV (Rogers 322, Cogeco 123, Bell 530) on Wednesday night at 10:00 pm if you’re not, head over to Bite TV later on this week to check out Next To The Mic with Jason Blanchard…. Until then, here’s Jason Blanchard doing a cartwheel:
and then of course here’s the abomination we pass off as a podcast
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May 12, 2009, 9:42 am : RobOnt Radio – Lose Your Illusion, oh and Rhianna’s Sweet Naked Ass
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Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne
I find myself in an odd position today, struggling to write a synopsis for last nights show, it was a different kind of show for us, and yet very much the same. There was still the usual nonsense with really awkward family photos, the most awesome $500 and 1/3 of a video ever, our new favorite song/food, we of course also have to discuss our own lil Jason’s appearance on the (would appear to be) soon defunct Anthony Cumia show From the Compound and of course most important of all the La La La Guy… Ohhh and who could forget the naked pix of Rhianna floating around right? And then there was the rest of the show… The best way I can describe it is, think of it as Philosophy 101 taught by retards.. Ohhh.. err I mean the handicapable… Though that doesn’t really cover it, if you’re the type of person that likes to just ponder stuff, there’s plenty of pondering to be had in this episode…. So down the rabbit hole with you all for this edition of RoR and la la fucking la….
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April 28, 2009, 9:31 am : RobOnt Radio – Britney Spears Tampon
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When one looks at the “quality” of this show it comes as no surprise that absolutely nothing is scripted and it’s clear absolutely zero prep work has been done for it. We all just kind of show up and hope for the best, so you never know if it’s going to be a struggle to fill an hour or if like in the case of last night, we have to shut ourselves down cuz the show has run way longer than an hour and we’re not showing any signs of shutting up. There was lots to discuss last night including Dan’s review of Flight 666, cutaneous horns, Britney’s tampon, Megan Fox in a truly fucking mind/waist bending outfit, Lindsay Lohan’s boy ass, Stanley Kubrick’s Boxes, listener email and lots lots more. So give it a listen and more importantly drop us a line at show@robontradio.com or 1-888-RobOnt
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April 21, 2009, 9:49 am : RobOnt Radio – Brooke Hogan and the Dildo Stick
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So like, happy 420 eh? (Didn’t think we’d let that holiday go without some recognition did you?) Luckily that didn’t dominate the discussion last night, though one wouldn’t think it would with Jason back on board….. Oddly enough Paul was not however which leads to rampant discussion as to who he may be prepping what he may be doing.. There was a fair bit of oogling at Brooke Hogan in a bikini, as well as her the effects of gravity on her ginourmous boobies. Somehow a dildo on a stick gets brought up, but best not to try and explain that and just let you find out what exactly that is about on your own. Lots of other stuff, including some further scarring of Jason for a life event down the road somwhere, the Best of Phil Collins (what you looking at my gutfer?) and other stuff as well, so listen, and to those of you flying Flight 666 this evening like Dan and I will be… Up The Irons!!
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April 14, 2009, 9:17 am : RobOnt Radio – …..up Lady Gaga’s Ass
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Another Jason-less version of RoR this evening, as we continue to speculate where on earth he could be? Lots of other stuff to discuss as well including Stalkarrazi shots of Jessica Simpson’s ass, Padma Lakshmi and her scar, Billy Douche Thorton’s “interview” on the CBC, what we’ve been up to and some discussion of us going to Walter Gretzky’s annual street hockey tournament, which will include a team put together by director Kevin Smith this year….. with a little twist on it of course 
Give it a listen, show us some love, RobOnt and MegaDanRadio on twitter, 1-888-RobOnt1 and of course show@robontradio.com.
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