March 31, 2009, 8:55 am : RobOnt Radio – Chyna’s Clit Dick

(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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Welcome to the Where In The World Is Jason edition of RoR as the boys wonder out loud what in the hell could have happened to the aforementioned co-host as he fails to show up for the show. In between wondering segments they also find time to discuss such relevant and timely topics as Chyna’s giant clit. I know, I know, how do they come up with stuff, it’s amazing isn’t it? But there’s even more! They start going on about Twitter, and Rob’s twitter account and *gasp* DAN’S TWITTER ACCOUNT?!?!?! Could it be?? And why am I continuing to talk about us in the third person?!?! It’s really getting distracting. So ya we talk about tweeting, and our ability to talk to spankable celebrities and newly crowned MILF’s like Amber MacArthur… See I used MILF?? I told you were relevant and timely…. I bet all the teenage kids will be flocking to the podcast now that we’re all hip and they can dig our lingo daddy-o, I ain’t talking no jive. Soooo ya there’s lots of fun stuff… lot’s of creepy perv talk with no Jason to guide us away, so listen, or don’t, you know the drill.. and if you’re a chick please explain to us how the fuck you could be attracted to men.. we’re at a loss.. show@robontradio.com, 1-888-RobOnt1 or our above mentioed twitter accounts… and go

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March 17, 2009, 9:35 am : RobOnt Radio – We’re Here We’re Queer!!!

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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I know what you’re thinking, how can you call the show “We’re Here, We’re Queer” and post a thumbnail/pic of statuatory rapist extraordinaire Debra Lafave?!?!?!? Shouldn’t I be posting a nice bear picture or something!??!?! Well amigos there’s a paper thin reason we’re doing that but you’ll have to listen to the show to figure out what the whole story is, without giving too much away I will say we do a tribute to our very own Lori/Dori courtesy of a suggestion by one of our listeners in the way of judging the Top 18 Hottest Sex Offenders. We also discuss Lily Allen, what part of Rob would you eat first if you had to and a bunch of other shit… Good wholesome family listening to be sure, so gather round the campfire kids and have a listen to this edition of RoR….. Ohhh and you may want to be by a computer to play along for this episode, not completely necessary but will make it more enjoyable.

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March 10, 2009, 8:50 am : RobOnt Radio – Malin Akerman’s Naked Sweaty C…

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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One replaced encoder machine later we are back with a new edition of RoR, lots to discuss including the Watchmen and of course the hot young Swedish/Canadian Malin Akerman, Bob friggin Dylan for some reason, how Chris Browning or getting Rhianna’ed have now become verbs, with ,examples of course and discussion of our new perfume line. There’s a lot more in there of course, but you will have to listen yourself for those lil nuggets, so stop slacking and get listening would ya?

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Edit: Malin Ackerman nude sex scenes from Watchmen here and here.

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March 3, 2009, 12:33 am : RobOnt Radio – Fucked Like Michelle Williams and her boobies

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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So I spend my Sunday night fixing up ye ole basement dungeon/studio for the show Monday night, everythings honkey dorey (and by that I mean alright, not the white chick that sometimes co-hosts with us), so I fire everything up for the show this evening, everythings working awesome, till 15 minutes before the show when the hard drive in our encoding machine bites the pooch (woof woof). Soooooo what am I telling you? No fucking show is what… We did one anyway, but the quality is unlistenable. Really, come to think about it you should be thankful for that because the first six minutes of the show we watched the camcorder on a sushi conveyor show…. watched may not be the right word, “were mesmerized by” is probably more accurate and THAT was the highlight my friends… ok maybe not… we did also watch Michelle WIlliams get topless and fucked doggie style which always makes for fun listening… and there was other stuff… ohhh like some hoodlums ripping off Spinal Crap on youtube (hoo hoo hoo)… god damn !@)($!@$*!$#$%$(& computers… next time I’ll buy a Sony…… we’ll be back next week… hopefully…. so leave us messages at 1-888-RobOnt1 or email at show@robontradio.com.
P.S-> Ms Williams should you stumble across this at some point we do love you and the bizarre Dawsons Creek inspired fantasies you bring out in us after watching you writhe around naked.. Please do it more…