May 26, 2009, 9:06 am : RobOnt Radio – Kate Beckinsale Threesome as Her Husband WatchesFiled Under: Podcasts, Uncategorized
No Dan, no Paul, no anyone else would mean an old school edition of RoR as Rob and Jason do the program alone for the first time in a very long while. We were fully expecting a “I feel dirty for doing that” edition of RoR, but that never materialized, instead we had a “mean free” episode… Well relatively speaking, it is still us after all. On the table for discussion tonight, North Korea and their crazy fucking leader, the premiere of Jason Blanchards show on Bite TV, movies, in particular Cannibal Holocaust the “Most Banned Movie Ever”, the top websites for laughing at others, oh hey! How about a brief picture break??
I know, I know, why is there a picture of a Black gentlemen giving a lady a back massage in a RoR post? Well people, it’s a new segment on the show and we wanted to get that couples attention, soooo I’m post a link to their site in an attempt to get them to call in (1-888-RobOnt1) or email us. Apparently the guy has a very small wiener and wants to make sure his wife is “taken care of” properly so he lets other gentlemen “service” her, then they post pictures and video of said servicing. So we talk about that and a bunch of other stuff as well, so listen to the program, and if you need some more entertainment here’s the first episode of Jason B’s show on Bite……..
May 19, 2009, 10:51 am : RobOnt Radio – Jason Blanchards Rotten Cunt TeethFiled Under: Podcasts
So it was a long weekend here in Canadialand.. one that involved fireworks even! So you would thing that as loyal Canajuns would be doing our civic duty by being out drinking beer and blowing up shit but nooooo people, not only did all of us show up to be locked in a basement, but we brought along someone even! Just a measly two days before the premiere of his show Next To The Mic with Jason Blanchard on Bite TV, Jason Blanchard shows up to show to talk about the aforementioned show, Miley Cyrus in a bikini and the wrongness those shots cause, young Dan’s single haired ball bag, our current fave cult flick Teeth, the new Star Trek flick, of course we had to learn about male lactation, breast feeding too old and a bunch of other shit… So listen.. and if you’re Canadian tune into Bite TV (Rogers 322, Cogeco 123, Bell 530) on Wednesday night at 10:00 pm if you’re not, head over to Bite TV later on this week to check out Next To The Mic with Jason Blanchard…. Until then, here’s Jason Blanchard doing a cartwheel:
and then of course here’s the abomination we pass off as a podcast
May 12, 2009, 9:42 am : RobOnt Radio – Lose Your Illusion, oh and Rhianna’s Sweet Naked AssFiled Under: Podcasts
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne
I find myself in an odd position today, struggling to write a synopsis for last nights show, it was a different kind of show for us, and yet very much the same. There was still the usual nonsense with really awkward family photos, the most awesome $500 and 1/3 of a video ever, our new favorite song/food, we of course also have to discuss our own lil Jason’s appearance on the (would appear to be) soon defunct Anthony Cumia show From the Compound and of course most important of all the La La La Guy… Ohhh and who could forget the naked pix of Rhianna floating around right? And then there was the rest of the show… The best way I can describe it is, think of it as Philosophy 101 taught by retards.. Ohhh.. err I mean the handicapable… Though that doesn’t really cover it, if you’re the type of person that likes to just ponder stuff, there’s plenty of pondering to be had in this episode…. So down the rabbit hole with you all for this edition of RoR and la la fucking la….