June 23, 2009, 8:30 am : RobOnt Radio – Perez Hilton Is A PussyFiled Under: Podcasts
And another week, another edition of RoR, however with no Paul and no Jason, Rob and Dan are left to their own devices to try and fill an hour worth of show time…. Any guesses on how they do that? Well there’s a couple of a phone messages from Ron Stubbings to get to, and of course we had to laugh at talk about Perez Hilton’s latest video discussing the bitch slapping he got at the MMVA…. And it was all good until Fergie got mad at us and we started making fun of her to Lady Gaga and her awesome sparkly boobies and then next thing you know Will I Am popped Dan in the coconut…. You know…. just another week of RoR… so listen would ya??? kthnxbi
June 16, 2009, 9:53 am : RobOnt Radio – Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit PipeFiled Under: Podcasts
OK so if you wanna take a pass this week, I won’t be offended… Not that I’m ever offended by people taking pass on the show, but this week, well we started off normally with discussions of Anna Paquin’s boobies, some friendly betting on what pubic hairstyle she’ll be sporting when she eventually does the bush shot, the alleged Rhianna Sex Tape and then the show took a weird twist (as it’s prone to do). We discuss Uwe Boll’s Postal, specifically the Little Germany Scene and more specifically the little children slaughter scene, and you could say that our take on it might be a little bit ummmm… much for some. That’s a good way of putting it, we never quite recover from that discussion, well unless you then count Dan’s discovery of a family of lil bunnies and what happened to one of them (hint, take a look at the show icon), or maybe the puppy flushed down the toilet story…. Ohhhhh we can’t forget the caller looking for “quality programming”…. Ahhhhh good times…. anyway, here’s the show for those of you that are as twisted, bored and devoid of any real talent as we are…
June 9, 2009, 8:58 am : RobOnt Radio – True BromanceFiled Under: Podcasts
I know, I know, hacky hacky name, but it had to be used because it REALLY fit with the show, and well, we are hacky, so wtf, why not go with it and embrace our hackiness right? Besides.. it gives me a chance to use the Super Secret Agent Jason barging in on Dan peeing with Blackberry cam a blazing icon. Wow, what an awkward description that was… Anyway lots of this show, including much discussion of one of our favorite movies True Romance, some talk of Britney’s boobies, Ninja’s killing David Carradine and the crime scene photo “proving” it, some Brett Michaels awesomeness, for those of you that are down on yourselves we provide a place for some inspiration of your awesomeness… ahem… ahhhh what else… some music discussion, Jason’s favorite type of boobies, hey!! No more pot necessary!! Now apparently you can spray on some shit and turn tomatoes or any kind of plant for that matter into a THC lined treat.. So of course the implications of that are discussed… *insert laser effects here* Ohhhh we also talk about our favorite Cuckold Couple, who haven’t contacted us yet or update their site since we mentioned them, and we ponder the reasons why and then a bunch of the usual shit, so tune it.. or don’t… if you do drop us a line though, we DO like to hear from you crazy kids, firstname.lastname@example.org or 1-888-762-6681 (1-888-RobOnt1).
June 2, 2009, 9:48 am : RobOnt Radio – Kate Gosselin’s Bushy CooterFiled Under: Podcasts
And the bu bu boys are back together with a lot on the table to discuss, including a potential Rob/Jason stand up showdown…. errr really? Well that’s where it starts, we of course have to talk about the Kate Gosselin bikini pix and what is going on in her crotch area as debate the burning question when it comes to her, “would ya?” Hey wait… would you guys?
OK with that out of the way, we also talk about Leighton Meesters unbelievable ass we play a phone message from Ron Stubbings, ohhh wait, how could I forget this video. There’s also a whole bunch more, but you guys will need to listen to find out about that… Soooooooo take a listen, and drop us a line at email@example.com or 1-888-762-6681 we love hearing from you guys