October 27, 2009, 9:19 am : RobOnt Radio Episode 133 – Katy Perry Getting Anally MilkedFiled Under: Podcasts
God damnit I REALLY want to call this episode Katy Perry’s Fart Box, but in the end I had to go with the anal milking for reasons that will become obvious as you listen to this episode. I want to say there was a lot to discuss, but there wasn’t, and yet we went on and on about lots of things that will upset people for one reason or another I’m sure. Kind of funny how that happens….. We even talked about Amy Winehouse’s new bolt ons and the latest nip slip caused by them, and if THAT doesn’t upset you, well then you may be alright with the rest of it… Though there is some talk of Katy Perry’s Birthday pix which should make any red blooded man happy in the pants. Our girlfriend STILL hasn’t responded to our requests, maybe a few of you could drop her an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and let her know we still want to talk to her… Serious emails only please *cough* Other than a surprise and welcomed call from Old Black James it’s business as usual my friends. So take a listen, or don’t, join our Facebook group, or don’t, thank our sponsors over at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry, or well… no alternate there… Cuz well you know, I’m a greasy bastard like that… And with that… Whatcholookinatmygutfer….
October 20, 2009, 9:30 am : RobOnt Radio Episode 132 – Kim Kardashians Edible Ass aka The Sexy Show Part DeuxFiled Under: Podcasts
OK so maybe we didn’t talk about how edible Kim Kardashian’s ass was in this episode…. think that was the last one, but honestly, who’s not gonna wanna listen with a title like that? And who the hell is gonna complain about a show icon like that??? Ohhh right… Caleb perhaps…. Speaking of, after a loooooooong absence our token fag calls in to let us know we still “crack his shit up”, which considering who it’s coming from paints a frightening image in our minds. We of course continue right where we left off last episode with the special screening we’ve been talking about. Video on a podcast huh? I dunno how that worked out, but I’m sure you animals will let us know. Paulie joined us this week and we had some special fun in his facebook, you’ll have to listen to find out what that means. On the Facebook topic we drool a little bit over one of the hot new editions to our Facebook Groups friend list (you’ve joined right??), and while on the hot chick tangent we remind ZOMGitsCriss we haven’t forgotten about her and we are still wondering WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM US CRISS?? WE KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING…… Maybe you guys can bug her a little bit more like our good *friend* Michael did. Twitter here, youtube channel here, remind her nicely we’re still waiting, we’re lazy and don’t want to have to find inventive ways of getting your attention my darling.. Though that is coming by the looks of it… Drop us a line would ya? Kthnx… And while I, Captain Segue am on the youtube thing, we take time to watch some dog ass dragging and dog molestation videos on there. Fucking youtube rules… Wow…we did talk about lots… With that being said, leave us a message my friends, we do love to hear from you, 1-888-762-6681 and email@example.com. Don’t forget to join our facebook group, there’s Rob’s and Dan’s twitter of course, ignore Jason and Paul, their shy tools and thank you VERY much to our friends at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for sponsoring us
October 19, 2009, 1:07 pm : Aaaaand…..Filed Under: News
We lied… well I did anyway… trip is postponed till later this week so there will be a live show this evening starting at 9:oo pm eastern, and yes the tape has been located so it will be part 2 of the sexy show…. should be a doozy… or suck… one of the two…. 1-888-RobOnt1 or firstname.lastname@example.org people
October 13, 2009, 3:21 pm : No Show Last NightFiled Under: News
Hey Kids… Yesterday was Thanksgiving up here in Canada so we were suffering from a lil bit of turkey comatose syndrome hence no show… Next week I’m in Victoria on business so no show then either… though maybe the boys wanna sneak over and do a show some other night… Dan?? Jason??? You’ll notice there was no Paul there… Paul is being a little bit of a girl at the moment so we’re ignoring him….. See how long it takes before he cries… Shouldn’t be much longer… Speaking of girls…
Criss…. we’re still waiting… we KNOW you’re watching… more on the next show on how exactly we know, but drop us a line my dear… 1-888-762-6681 or email@example.com (that goes for you guys as well… we love to hear from you guys).. Don’t be scared… We won’t hurt you…. I swear…
October 6, 2009, 9:48 am : HELP PLEASE :)Filed Under: News
It’s that time of of year again… If you guys could spare a minute or two and throw us a nomination in the Mature Category (RobOnt Radio url = http://www.robontradio.com) over at The Podcast Awards I would be forever grateful and in your debt…. OK well not forever.. For a while though… and my credit sucks… so you couldn’t really count on me being in your debt… Though I’m sure I could get Paul to swallow a couple of loads as thanks… if Dori/Lori would let him do that… He likes that kind of stuff you know.. man juice… can’t get enough of it apparently…
October 6, 2009, 9:26 am : RobOnt Radio Episode 131 – The Sexy Show Part OneFiled Under: Podcasts
So we fired up the equipment last night, grabbed ourselves a Pumpkin Ale (btw Great Lakes people, good job on that, it’s really tasty ) and started with the long awaited *cough* Sexy Show… Well Part One of it anyway as we explain in the show. We start off just shooting the shit as usual, and then moved into a rousing few rounds of “Guess The Tranny!!!”. For those of you playing the home game here are the pix (and if you’ve never played, play along with the show as we try to figure out which of the 5 “girls” isn’t really a girl):
Round One: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Two: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Three: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
We play that for a while, they we err ummm discuss, a moral conundrum, whether it’s real or theatre of the mind we’ll leave up to you…. *cough* Ohhhh hey!! Ron Stubbings calls in to discuss some upcoming gigs he can’t really discuss so we talk about his problems with doctors and pharmaceuticals… Though a couple of us may have been distracted at the time… Not sure whether or not you’ll pick up on that…. Then we go back to sexy time, more specifically some discussion of that Romanian object of our desires that is ignoring our “requests” for an interview.. Don’t know who we’re talking about? Let’s watch her making Pizza for a sec and I’ll catch up with you on the other side:
Ahhh yes, ZomgItsCriss…. We want to talk to her, she’s ignoring us… Maybe you guys can help rectify that situation.. That’s her twitter address, here’s her Youtube channel, here’s her blog. Help us out and let her know we want to talk to her… Ohhh and Cris, firstname.lastname@example.org when you’re ready.
And finally a few notes, Most nights very few people listen live, the podcast version of the show has always been the more popular way to listen, and I would think that will continue, that being said even though we didn’t know it at the time there were a LOT more people listening than usual last night. Had I have known I would have posted links to Guess The Tranny as we played, and the goal will be to have our video channel up for the second part of this show (which is another major reason for the delay of half the show). For those of you listening last night, Thanks…. sincerely. We’ll make sure going forward that we have some “special” stuff for you guys.
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