I am the master of Hack Radio... That should have been my mantra as we started off the show last night and after bitching about our favorite beer being sold out everywhere I subjected the boys to an absolutely ill conceived attempt of the baby diaper moustache gag... From there however, the show rocked my friends... Tales of mothers doing things mothers have no business doing, someone crapping themselves in the woods and all kinds of fecal humor and then "Comedian" Ron Stubbings calls in... I don't want to give it all away here, but let's just say Ron has been banned from a bunch of clubs in the Toronto area for some comments he made about a fellow comedian and that may be a good thing for the audiences.... You REALLY need to listen to this episode to appreciate why.
RobOnt Radio 3/10/2008 - Comedy Wars! 53.32 meg MP3
Sooo as usual I put out the call Monday morning to see who would be showing up that evening for RoR, Paulie had a late sperm production run trial that he had to "analyze" so he couldn't make it, but it looked like everyone else would be there. Then 10 WHOLE minutes before the show started Master Jason let us know that he would not be able to make that evening events leaving me and Dan... alone... in a basement... staring at each other awkwardly trying to figure out what on God's green earth we would talk about for 5 minutes... let alone an hour... and then we did... of course it delved deep into creep radio for a while (and yes the title of the show does actually pertain to part of the show this time around), and yes we fell back on our "what's our guest update" crutch for a while, but all in all it was well ummm ahhhh deeply disturbing, which is really all you could ask for a show that covers strap on sex with males anuses....
And we're back from Rob's Paternity Leave with another swashbuckling episode of RobOnt Radio.... Wow should have used that Paternity Leave line last night during the show so that they could have told me what I douche bag I was but instead we decided to discuss Dogs return to tv, drink beer, talk about the sex tape antics of an aging rocker, drink beer, discuss our past interview escapades and decide we need to do more interviews, drink beer and I think to top it off I drank more beer... All in all I was very happy at the end of the episode and wanting to drink more beer, Dan would have been there with me if it wasn't a work night and he had to drive, Jason couldn't drink because he has his AIDS test this morning and we hung up on Paul cuz we couldn't be bothered with his nonsense.. Next time... Tequila !!!!! Anyway here's the show.. listen if you want.. if not... blow me.... :D
Yes my friends, gather your guild friends around the virtual hearth. Mages, Elves, Dwarves and even those faggoty little Pixies are all welcome to this simply magical edition of RobOnt Radio as we celebrate our 2nd year anniversary. I don't how to sell you on this episode other than to say we went an hour and a half straight, people called in, Jason discussed his latest Worlds of Warcraft antics and there was much laughter and gay jokes. You REALLY need to listen, and share this with your Elven Brethren bitches..... Seriously... It's THAT damn good...
Well we checked our pockets for change, and Dan and I couldn't scrounge together the $180k to buy tickets to the Zepplin show tonight over in London, so we decided to drink some brews and do the show as usual... Yep you read right, me and Dan, no Jason, no Paul, no Lori.... Two boys in a basement, with a bunch of other men in a chat room... Sounds like a good purely heterosexual time doesn't it? Well it was, we prepped for an interview next week, became officially old by discussing what/who we should have done as teenagers, and a bunch of other stuff we won't bring up cuz we don't want those people to find out ;-)
On the eve of Rob's 38th birthday he decides he wants a new direction for the show, serious, informative, no more of the nonsense we've done in the past. So in that vein we discuss such serious topics as whether or not having sex with Claire Bennet (Hayden Panettiere's regenerating character on Heroes) would be like having sex with a virgin every time, then we discuss what age do boys typically start abusing their genitals like the dirty lil monkeys they are. Not serious enough for you people? Don't worry, we discuss the entire situation with Jennifer Love Hewitts bottom and they fuckability of said actress. Serious stuff people, so strap yourselves in and get educated!
Sigh.... this is one of those episodes that was just not destined to be.. well come to think of it, it was destined actually.. destined to be crappy (though some might argue all our shows are, but at least this one we can agree on). Servers not responding, machines dieing, calls not working, all that great stuff lead to one big clusterfuck of a show... So feel free to skip this one is what I'm saying.... But for those of you that insist on listening:
